Fresh off his appearance at SXSW, stand-up and Saturday Night Live writer Julio Torres made his debut on Late Night with Seth Meyers last night. With his trademark, affably deadpan delivery, Torres talked about regretting veganism, crushing on Daisy Duck, and the one piece of décor all straight guys keep bedside, in a quick four-minute set that really flies by. Don’t worry, though – while he was in the studio, he taped an entire episode of Meyers’ podcast, which will drop next week (just as Torres is heading to New Orleans to tape his Comedy Central half hour.)


