Listen to a clip from Jim Norton’s upcoming special, “No Baby For You”





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Oh how much we love Jim Norton! The comedian is having a solid 2012 with the release of his


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special


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Please Be Offended

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at the beginning of the summer

. Now the comedian is releasing an end cap to the year with his new stand-up album.










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BSeen Media

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, the label that released released Norton’s 2011 album


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Despicable

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will also will release


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No Baby For You

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on December 11th.










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No Baby…

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registers 26 total tracks of the comedian’s take on racial, sexual and some frank cringe humor. It was recorded in Boston 2007. We’re not ones to offer great advice but I have to say, judging just by the tracklisting makes us think you shouldn’t listen to this in the presence of children or grandma.





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No Baby For You

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tracklisting

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1. A Cute Thing to Say




2. Straightening Out a Passive Aggressive Date




3. Sex With the Retarded




4. A Shitty Buggy Ride




5. Clowning Around in Dealey Plaza




6. I Was Almost a Burn Victim




7. You Gellin’?




8. Shitty White People and Their Shitty Guilt




9. The Muslims Are Rioting




10. Blacks On a Plane




11. Checking Out Middle Eastern Guys




12. I’m Dominant Sexually




13. Spankin’ a Bitch Too Hard




14. My Titties




15. The Lefty




16. Size Matters




17. Mandatory Aids Test




18. Condoms Suck




19. Birth Control and Pedophiles




20. No Baby for You!




21. Slapping a Gal With My Cock




22. The Nipple Flicker




23. My Shitty Limp Dick




24. Penile Abuse




25. Lunch With Her Ex




26. The World’s Wettest Vagina

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