
Finally, the definitive guide to getting Bill Murray into your movie is here, thanks to McSweeney’s writer Keaton Patti.
In “The Steps Needed to Cast Bill Murray in Your Film,” Patti outlines the surprisingly simple 8-step process. It all starts with a call to Murrays (very real) 800-number hotline. After that, the hardest part is tracking down the Amulet of Khonsu, and honestly, if Wes Anderson has done it so many times, how hard can it be?


