Introducing the Kentucky Buckets, America’s newest professional football team and not a fake team made up to sell chicken. That’s right! Football! Confetti! Chicken! Two-point conversions! Mashed potatoes! Touchdown! Other football stuff! Sundays! Football! Go team! Buckets! Buy chicken! Kickoff! Gravy!
It seems KFC is quite excited about what they are up to. And they have yet another new Colonel Sanders. Norm MacDonald, Jim Gaffigan, Darrell Hammond, and most recently George Hamilton have all taken on the role. Now you can add Rob Riggle’s name to that list. Here he is, just in time for football season. Something he’s now been a part of thanks to FOX.
You can’t have a football team without a mascot! Right? Right! So…introducing MR. BUCKETEER, the official mascot of the Kentucky Buckets, America’s newest professional football team. When Mr. Bucketeer isn’t busy at a game or a marketing event, he is available for birthday and anniversary parties, bar mitzvahs, corporate events, and company picnics. Go Buckets!
Are the Kentucky Buckets a real football team? Do KFC Extra Crispy Tenders magically heal any injury? Is the Colonel actually a Hollywood celebrity actor? Look, the point is that some questions have no answers, and frankly shouldn’t even be asked.
