Josh Johnson was the guest comedian on Conan and he took the opportunity to tell everyone how not an alpha male he is. In fact Johnson takes it a few steps further by declaring he's not even a Beta male, he's "a three below omega." Giving further proof by talking about how his life was almost taken in a low stakes game of opossum crawling up his leg.
Josh Johnson just released a new comedy album on Comedy Central Records, pick it up now.