Bert Kreischer was a guest on Conan last night. While there he took the opportunity to let the world know his infamous Russian Mafia story aka "The Machine" for the world. It's a terrific story about him joining the Russian Mafia by accident while on college trip. Unfortunately, because of time Kreischer had to tell the abbreviated version of the story, but you get the vibe. It's a tale many call one of the greatest stories ever told. You can also watch the full clip from his latest comedy special, The Machine.
