Joe Machi was the guest comedian on Conan. While there he offered up a unique perspective on the trope that you can't run from your problems, Joe seems to disagree with that statement, particularly if your problem is location-based. Machi also runs through the gamut of some other, real ineffective forms of self security like substituting Axe Body Spray for pepper spray and what kind of souvenirs someone breaking into his house with a gun could take home.
