Michael Palascak was the guest comedian on Late Show w/Stephen Colbert. He used his time to discuss just how broke his girlfriend is and that she really can't afford to give her two cents on an issue. He's also at that age when a lot of his friends are starting to have children and frankly he just doesn't think calling parenting a full-time job, moreso an unpaid internship.
We had Michael Palascak on The Laugh Button podcast a while back, if you're interested in learning more about him, give it a listen.