Calling all vegan Uber drivers, Mike Vecchione has your number, or well at least your attention. Vecchione returned to The Tonight Show last Friday night for a hilarious stand-up spot where he manages to overcome his disability, of being 100% Italian and the overlooked second child to succeed in life. Watch up, because this set has layers, callbacks, and is just one of the best spots. Mike Vecchione, what joke writer.
Here's a bonus clip Vecchione shot about the worst he's ever bombed.